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#OccupyNoir – Flashmob Filmmaking at Occupy Wall Street (Also: Why Final Cut X is the Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened in the History of Anything)

Remember when I did this thing about zombies? Well, now I did it again, but with complete strangers at an Occupy event. And in 20 minutes instead of two hours.

Okay, well, the writing and shooting took 20 minutes. The editing ended up taking a lot longer. None of the participants were able to stick around to watch me edit after we wrapped the shoot, so I started working on the train home.

The extended length of time I spent editing was only minimally related to the fact that I had the luxury of more time. It was predominantly related to the fact that I was editing on Final Cut X.

Believe the hype. It is that bad.

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    Update on Your Face is a Saxophone Delays

    So here’s what still needs to get done for Episode 3:

    • Rerecord some of Dave Lanz’s dialogue for Blake
    • Record a few lines with Mike Luiso for Shaun the Intern
    • Start animating

    It’s that last one which is really bothering me. Continue reading ‘Update on Your Face is a Saxophone Delays’

      Writing Egotistical Asshat Characters From Life Experience


      They say you should write what you know. Well, I do.

      Last year, I posted a script excerpt from the upcoming second episode of Your Face is a Saxophone. This bit of the script shows off the evolution of Andrew’s character since I wrote the first episode; an evolution which is, for the most part, a careen in the exact same direction.

      There’s a very specific reason that I didn’t merely stick to Andrew’s character, but rather turned it up to 11. Shortly after the first episode of Your Face is a Saxophone debuted, my life imitated my art.

      In Episode 3, Andrew will make this rant, which is I swear to god almost verbatim something that the person I’m about to tell you about said to me. I can’t make this shit up:

      I met a guy — let’s call him Deuce Shmagner, because I’m not looking to call him out by his real name, tempting as it may be — who was running a small, in-person Bitcoin exchange. Continue reading ‘Writing Egotistical Asshat Characters From Life Experience’

        Non-Euclidean Character Arcs: How to Write Characters With Hyperdepth

        Tesseract rotating through the 4th dimension
        In fiction, we often hear people talking about complex characters as having “depth”, and simple characters being “one-dimensional”. I’d like to talk about what this means, because in Your Face is a Saxophone, I’m striving to make some of the characters four-dimensional.

        We all know the basics of geometry. A line is one-dimensional. A square is two-dimensional, made up of four lines connected at their endpoints. A cube is three-dimensional, made up of six squares connected at their edges. And a tesseract is four-dimensional, made up of eight cubes connected at their sides.

        Actually, you might not have heard of the last one. But take a look at the image up top: it’s a tesseract rotating through hyperspace. Whether that breaks your brain or not, the point is: there can be more than three dimensions to any given thing.

        So how does this apply to characters in fiction? Let’s have a look at some examples.
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          Why We Do “Product Placement” in Your Face is a Saxophone


          At a screening of Your Face is a Saxophone Episode 2 last weekend, someone asked me why we had product placement for Lay’s potato chips. He suggested that we use a fake brand name that evokes the same product. This isn’t the first time I’ve had someone bring this up to me — why we litter real brand names and logos all over the place, instead of showing “Zony” TV sets and “Croaka Cola” — so I figured I’d address it once and for all.

          The common practice of using fake brand names is to avoid claims of trademark infringement. Production companies will go to great lengths to create fictional products to show on-screen because they fear a lawsuit from the trademark holder. This is because trademark holders will go to great lengths to sue every unapproved appearance of their logo on anything because they fear losing their trademark. Trademark law requires holders to maintain control over their marks, which generally results in them go completely overboard about it.

          This cycle of fear results in the censorship of reality. Part of what we’re trying to do with Your Face is a Saxophone is to vehemently point out how pervasive branding, commercialization, and consumerism actually are in our world. We casually refer to “drinking a Coke”, “buying an iPhone”, and “checking Facebook” in everyday conversation. We’re surrounded by our electronics from Audiovox, LG, Sony, and Antec; our office supplies from Scotch, 3M, Bic, and Sharpie; our Kraft macaroni, our Heineken beer, our Hershey’s candy, and our Mott’s fruit. This is what the real world looks like, people.

          But the moment we start populating our real-world settings with bizarro-world brands, the impact is gone. We’re no longer satirizing the real world, we’re escaping from it. Perhaps we’re vaguely commenting on the concept of hyper-commercialization in general, but the unreality of drinking a Doke while using a Pineapple uPhone to check on Friendbook neuters it entirely.

          I’m chiefly referring to the incidental use of brands there. There are certainly examples of fictional brand names being used to great effect in satire, without lessening the impact very much at all.
          So, in Your Face is a Saxophone, I suppose we could structure our plots not around Pepsi, but around Schwepsi; not around Miller Lite beer, but around Schmiller Lite. But it’s those little things in the background — the Apple computers, the Lay’s potato chips on the receptionist’s head, the Motorola/Verizon logos on Leora’s phone — that we can’t ignore. We’re not going to let fear of a trademark claim (which we’d have a very strong fair use argument against) stop us from pointing out that in the real world, real brands and real logos surround us everywhere we go.

          Perhaps it’s jarring that all of the characters are decidedly bizarro-world — nobody in the real world has a light bulb for a head — but the brands and logos aren’t. Good. We want you to notice the brands. That’s the point.

          In Your Face is a Saxophone, we refuse to make up fake companies* to make fun of. If we want to make fun of Pepsi, then dammit, we’re going to make fun of Pepsi.

          *Yes, there was Sqwoogy in the first episode. Sqwoogy was not a parody of Twitter, it was a parody of Silicon Valley startup culture and all of the dumbassery that stems from it.