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Unfriending The Internet: Confessions of an Antisocial Networker, and Why You Might Be One Too

CC Photo by heartbeaz on Flickr

CC Photo by heartbeaz on Flickr


As 2009 draws to a close, I will remember it as the end of my 5-year love affair of giving a crap what my friends are posting on the Internet.

The idea of “social networking” exploded in the second half of this past decade, with MySpace becoming a household name, and everyone and their mother (quite literally) having a Facebook profile. It was extremely appealing: never stay out of touch with all of your friends, because they’re sharing their whole life with you, even if you can’t be there in person. I got caught up in the craze like all of us, but I soon discovered that, to me, at least, full-blown social networking was a passing fad. Perhaps I overestimated just how much I cared about every mundane detail of my friends’ lives. And considering all of the initial skepticism about Twitter, I’m probably not the only one.

Let me tell you my story, and how I came to this conclusion:
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If The Department of Defense Starts Probing reQall, Be Scared

A recent New York Times video got my mother interested in reQall, a to-do list/reminder/calendar thingy with many interesting features, notably the fact that you can add items with your voice. Of course, because speech-to-text technology still isn’t 100% accurate, hilarity could occasionally ensue:

>From: reQall
>Date: Thu, 7 May 2009 11:53:24 +0000
>To: <Withheld so you won't spam my mom>
>Subject: Added: Look at Joe's gold in the Swiss Bank....
>
>Added to reQall:
>Look at Joe's gold in the Swiss Bank.

That’s not exactly what I said. I said ‘look at Joe’s goals in the system.’ Whatever…

The botched transcription touches on the suspicious. If you decide to hop on reQall, make sure you don’t slur your words reminding yourself to “show up at” your son’s football game. An innocent mistake by the system could cause a suicide bomber panic at Giants stadium.

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Tales From The Cloud – Day 1

UPDATE: My laptop was actually fixed on February 6th. The reason I neglected to post any more updates is because very little else happened except for me realizing that portable and web-based apps are most definitely no replacement for your own laptop, at least not if you need stuff like Photoshop on a regular basis. While I’m sure if I was bored enough I could learn GIMP, that doesn’t solve the fact that portable apps have ridiculous RAM requirements, and that personal settings (like what clicking the middle mouse button does) still can’t be shoved on a USB stick. In conclusion, there is not yet a convenient way to be completely flexible about what computer you use. Original post follows, though, just so you can all laugh at my hopes and dreams which were shattered.

My MacBook Pro died. Well, okay, it still works, except for the graphics card. So if I could figure out the keyboard shortcut to turn on the screen reader, I’m sure I could pretend to be blind. Actually, no, I would really like a monitor, so it’s unusable for me. Unfortunately, Apple isn’t quite mass-producing parts for 2007 MacBook Pros anymore, so it’s on back order. The guy at CAVA told me to expect it by “the end of February”. Loooooovely.

Fortunately, a lot of my stuff is stored on the web and external drives, and I can still pull any essentials off my Mac with a convoluted process involving holding down the “T” key for a very long time. So it’s time, for at least a little while, to free myself from being dependent on one computer. I have a 2 gigabyte USB stick on my keychain for the bare essentials; for everything else, it’s time to live in the cloud.

Every day from now until I get my laptop back, I’ll be babbling about my experiences using any computer I can find, but with as much of my own settings and stuff as I can access. Hit the jump for day one…

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OpenID Needs A Friends System

UPDATE: A reader informed me (indirectly) about something called PortableContacts. Commentary at the end. Original post follows…

Personally, I would like to brutally murder the term “Web 2.0″ with katanas and fire. It annoys me. But regardless, I sorta kinda understand that when people say “Web 2.0″ they mean the era of the web where user-generated content (read: comments threads) became an essential part of everything. Also that whole social interaction stuff. But in the back of all these Web 2.0-loving people’s minds is the question, “What is Web 3.0?” Again, I have a profound moral and biological(?) objection to putting a version number after “web,” but I’m going to humor everyone and say what is absolutely essential if we ever want to get started on whatever “Web 3.0″ is: OpenID.

But the problem with OpenID is that it just identifies you, and perhaps passes along some little bits of info like your name and email address. Every one of those individual sites, whether they take OpenID or not, still requires you to maintain friends lists on all of them. And there’s no central hub to see what friends are doing all across the web. FriendFeed does not count, you still have to friend people again there too. If I use my OpenID at a site, and a bunch of my friends have done the same, I don’t want to go around adding them as friends there again. They’re my friends no matter where I go.

Then again, some people you meet on the web might be more “clients” or “contacts” or something than “friends,” per se, so keeping these relationships intact across the web would encourage people to stop “friending” everyone they see, and simply add them to the appropriate group; now you can finally show those photos of you getting drunk and stripping only to people you really trust. So it’s more of a “relationships” system.

Now, all this user-generated social stuff (Web Two Point Freaking Oh) didn’t really take off until the basics of the web, like HTML, were finally made (mostly) compatible with everything. So in order to move on to the next big trend in the web (Web 3.0, if you REALLY must), we have to make social networking work all across the web. So, let’s figure out how this OpenID-based (or complimentary) interpersonal relationships system would work.

First, let’s give it a name. Do you have any suggestions, Helvetica Bold 10 Dark Red?

How about OpenRelationships?

Hmm, uh, no, I’m not sure that’s the best connotation. You know what, just OpenID Friends works. Here’s what it should be…
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