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Balderp’s Gate

Published by Zacqary Adam Green at 4:47 PM on October 3, 2010 in Miscellany. 2 Comments Tags: , , , . Short URL: http://plankhead.com/ny

Herp derp.

    What The New Mac Mini Will REALLY Look Like

    Published by Zacqary Adam Green at 1:47 AM on February 21, 2009 in Commentary. 12 Comments Tags: , , , , . Short URL: http://plankhead.com/vsu

    There have been Photoshopped mock-ups of a new Mac Mini with ridiculous amounts of USB ports: First one with five, then thirteen, and finally another with seventeen of the things.

    You people are crazy. There is no way Apple would announce a new Mac Mini with that few USB ports.

    I happen to have gotten from an anonymous source today a leaked ad for the next Mac Mini. It appears to have a much more logical amount: 70 USB ports.

    Mac Mini Ad

    It’s a bit larger than the past generations, but at least you can finally connect a freaking keyboard and 69-pack of mice. Come on, that’s essential.