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If You Like Stealing Music, You’ll LOVE Burger King’s Cheeseburger Deals!

TorrentFreak has told its friends about Burger King’s new King Deals. So cheap, and so tasty. Oh, also, their ad makes no sense. Apparently, Burger King is like downloading music from the Internet, only legal.

Check out the original post for the original ad. In the meantime, I’ll show you my improvements to it:

Like downloading music from the Internet, only legal, and it's food, and not much like downloading music at all, but we digress,

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Update: Pirate Bay Lawyer Wants A Retrial

Time to clarify my last post, as the news has surfaced in English from The Local, whose slogan is “Sweden’s news in English.” Convenient, no?

“A lawyer representing one of the men convicted in the Pirate Bay trial has called for a retrial after reports that the judge was a member of the same copyright protection organisations as several of the main entertainment industry representatives.
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One of the groups of which [Judge] Norström is a signed up member is Svenska föreningen för upphovsrätt (‘the Swedish Copyright Association’), where he is joined by Henrik Pontén, Peter Danowsky and Monique Wadsted, all of whom represented the entertainment industry in the case against file sharing site The Pirate Bay.

The judge also sits on the board of Svenska föreningen för industriellt rättsskydd (Swedish Association for the Protection of Industrial Property), a group actively advocating for more stringent copyright laws.

Norström argues that he was not however swayed in his judgement by involvement with copyright protection groups.”

Of course you don’t think you have a conflict of interest, Norström. You’re a member of the scumbag lobby, so you have to stay in character. It’s rather disgusting how the “good guys” upholding the “law” are resorting to political corruption. Granted, Norström did dismiss a lot of the charges based on lack of evidence, but that just amounts to covering his ass.

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The Pirate Bay Trial Judge In League With Plaintiffs?

Speaking of The Pirate Bay verdict, it seems there are some dubious connections between Judge Tomas Norström, who presided over the trial, and copyright lobbyists. One of the defendants, Peter Kolmisoppi, tweeted that the story was breaking in Sweden. At the moment, that’s the only place the story was broken. Here’s what I can discern from a translation into English.

“I fredags dömdes alla fyra grundarna av The Pirate Bay till ett års fängelse och över 30 miljoner kronor i skadestånd. Men nu visar en granskning som P3 Nyheter har gjort att domaren i Pirate Bay-målet kanske är jävig. [On Friday sentenced the four founders of The Pirate Bay to a year in prison and over 30 million in damages. But now a review of P3 News has made to the judge in Pirate Bay case is perhaps biased.]
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Vår granskning visar att det finns kopplingar mellan domaren i Pirate Bay-målet och målsägarsidan, det vill säga film- och skivbolagen och deras advokater.
[Our review shows that there are links between the judge in Pirate Bay case and target ägarsidan, namely film and record companies and their lawyers. ]
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Henrik Pontén, Peter Danowsky och Monique Wadsted som företräder rättighetsinnehavarna i Pirate Bay-rättegången är också medlemmar. Föreningen skriver på sin hemsida att de är ”en mötesplats för kvalificerade upphovsrättsliga diskussioner.” [Here is the judge member at leisure. Henrik Pontén, Peter Danowsky and Monique Wadsted representing rights holders in Pirate Bay trial are also members. The association writes on its website that they are "a meeting place for skilled copyright discussions."]
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Föreningen jobbar med frågor som patent och mönsterskydd, men har också verkat för en starkare upphovsrätt. Här sitter domaren med i styrelsen. [The association works with issues such as patents and designs, but has also pushed for a stronger copyright. Here sits the judge with the Board.]

If I’m interpreting the broken translation correctly, the photo accompanying the article depicts the judge at a meeting with copyright lobbyists (debatable since “here is the judge” is used in two sections). There is also apparently evidence that he either knew the lobbyists personally or sat on their board. I’m definitely not getting the full story since the only comprehensible English is from Kolmisoppi’s tweets, but there’s certainly something fishy about this.

I’ll be watching this, and I’ll give an updated rant as soon as someone who can translate from Swedish gets on the story.

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Arr, Google Me Timbers

The Pirate Google Logo
In the recent Pirate Bay Trial, which the defendants “lost”, the argument was frequently made that The Pirate Bay does nothing more than Google: they post links to stuff, some of which happens to infringe upon copyright, but they don’t have a lot of control over what links are in their database. The Pirate Bay just happened to be completely disinterested in removing any links to anything that wasn’t a virus. It’s techically not illegal, which is why their conviction is such an outrage, and why Google does pretty much the same thing. To drive that point home in protest of this silliness, The Pirate Google has appeared.

It’s nothing more than a Google Custom Search which adds “filetype:torrent” to the end of each query, which is doable on regular Google searches as well. Even if The Pirate Google is taken down by someone or other, that functionality will still be available in Google. Of course, given Google’s track record of being a pussy when it comes to defending themselves against Big IP Whoring (because “Big Entertainment” is kind of a stretch), it’s possible that this won’t last. Or it could catalyze Google’s growth of a spine.
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Pirate Bay Founders Found Guilty. Of Something. They’re Pretty Sure.

This article was written by Thilus and originally posted on his LiveJournal. It is being reposted here, almost verbatim (with some minor grammatical changes), at his open request. While these are not my words and I don’t share some of his anecdotal experiences, I couldn’t have said any of this better myself.

So we finally have an official verdict in the first round of prosecution against The Pirate Bay, or rather the four brave souls willing to play the part of human shields over it.

All four defendants were accused of ‘assisting in making copyright content available’. Peter Sunde: Guilty. Fredrik Neij: Guilty. Gottfrid Svartholm: Guilty. Carl Lundström: Guilty. The four receive 1 year in jail each and fines totaling $3,620,000.

“Assisting in making copyright content available.” What the hell? I was doing that myself when I was fourteen, from the cheap computer in my family’s dining room over a free modem connection. Congratulations, authorities: you’ve succeeded, after all this pomp and circumstance, in royally screwing up the lives of four industrious people with the same charge you would have used to convict me at fourteen for sharing scanned comic books over AOL.

Me, or anyone else, really. It’s the vague and pervasive wording on this that really bothers me. Find me someone in modern society who isn’t guilty of “assisting in making copyrighted material available.” Go on, I challenge you. Yes, your IPhone counts as entrapment. So does your TiVo, your PC, your XBox, and probably a fax machine.

Over a million dollars in fines each and one year in jail. I doubt the money will even be a problem in a case like this… it’ll come form somewhere, these guys aren’t stupid and they’ve had a long time to prepare. And jail time is supposed to accomplish what, exactly? Do I even need to go into how utterly backwards and counterproductive that is? No matter what kind of prison circumstances these guys end up in (I really have no idea, either), it’s supposed to what, give them a year in which to build even more hate for the system and plan what they’re going to do when they get out? Or give them a year to turn into paranoid, survivalist animals? No matter how I look at it, this counts as complete bullshit.

If nothing else, these guys are obviously damned good at what they do, and not likely to appreciate being dicked so hard by The Man. Why not throw them a bone instead and put them to some sort of positive community service. Heal the breach a little, don’t make it worse, you fucking idiots. Cops everywhere are all the same, root out the evil and all that’s left will be sunshine and rainbows. Bullshit. Black and white thinking only means that eventually something purple will appear and run your colorblind ass over because you couldn’t see it.
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