// JavaScript Document
var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "It's better than Web 2.0 — it's Web 7.9 Beta 4.";
r_text[1] = "Available in high definition and in your face.";
r_text[2] = "My website can beat up your website.";
r_text[3] = "Where content generates you.";
r_text[4] = "The reason Al Gore decided to claim he invented the Internet.";
r_text[5] = "You don't exactly have anything better to do, right?";
r_text[6] = "I can read your mind. You're thinking of the number 7. Well, now you are.";
r_text[7] = "If you keep refreshing the page, this tagline will eventually say "gullible".";
r_text[8] = "Shoo bee doo wop, shoo bop.";
r_text[9] = "DO IT! DO IT NOW!";
r_text[10] = "Committed to a greener future, whatever that means.";
r_text[11] = "Now with 33% more, free!";
r_text[12] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite site on the Internet.";
r_text[13] = "That logo is avant-garde expression of the existential angst of modern graphic designers.";
r_text[14] = "This tagline intentionally left blank.";
r_text[15] = "Because "Eraserhead" was taken."

var i = Math.floor(16*Math.random());

document.write(r_text[i]);