Who are you?
Why does this have to be about me?
Because this is your site.
Yes, but Plankhead is my company name.
Of which you’re the only employee.
So?
So for all intents and purposes this is your personal site.
Well, yes, I suppose. All right…
My name is Zacqary Adam Green.
In my spare time, I’m a purple fox named Xerxes.
I’m sorry, but I refuse to believe that your name is actually “Zacqary.”
As well you should, but unless you’re a government or financial institution I must insist you call me that. It makes me feel more comfortable with my identity crisis.
Identity crisis? More like self-image problem. That picture’s totally Photoshopped.
What are you talking about? I can color correct myself and make text appear with my psychic abilities. Besides, you were totally FontForge’d, you line of text, you.
Your face.
YOUR face.
You’re wearing purple…
And yellow.
Yeah, and yellow too.
Good observation skills.
You’re weird.
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